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Kinsey Bole sold his conscience to buy books (causticsoda) wrote,
@ 2010-11-26 09:15:00

003// pawns at dawn
Some answers to questions that are apparently enthralling a small but highly irritating percentage of the school population:

Yes, Ginger Belby did win our chess bout last week.
No, I am not particularly bothered about being beaten by a girl, since chess is hardly a discipline where gender bestows any advantage. Miss Belby is an excellent player. As should be obvious.
Yes, I will be seeking a rematch at the coming club meeting; if you're that interested, why don't you just come along?
No, this is not a matter of honour, it's a challenge of skill.
Suggestions that I will seek some unfair advantage, whether magical or otherwise, cast aspersions on my actual skill and will be treated accordingly.

[~~Pipe~~ Rhys Flint]

Where are you? The commonroom's full of fourth years engaged in some cross between an orgy and exploding snap; if I stay here much longer, I'll have to take my NEWTs in Azkaban.

[Piper]

Ball?

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	clumsiness 2010-11-26 02:38 am UTC (link)
	Tell the school population to shove off. What sort of Chess Club president would I be if I didn't win one every now and then? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	causticsoda 2010-11-26 02:41 am UTC (link)
	A highly organised one? Anyway, I do. On a regular basis. Possibly familiarity is breeding contempt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clumsiness 2010-11-26 02:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm down for a rematch anytime you want, broody. I'm going to wipe the chessboard with you, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	causticsoda 2010-11-26 02:54 am UTC (link)
	As noted above, perky. I believe the common parlance is: you're going down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clumsiness 2010-11-26 03:00 am UTC (link)
	I'mma beat you so bad, your house elves will feel like losers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	causticsoda 2010-11-26 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Beginner's luck wears off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	clumsiness 2010-11-26 03:28 am UTC (link)
	That was not the common parlance. You can do better than that! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	causticsoda 2010-11-26 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Your faith is very warming, I'm sure, but that's about as familiar as I with to be with that breed of vocabulary. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Piper/Kinsey. bitchiness 2010-11-26 02:40 am UTC (link)
	Are you asking me to go or asking me if I'm aware of it? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. causticsoda 2010-11-26 02:44 am UTC (link)
	Since you haven't actually been comatose for the past two weeks, I'm assuming you're aware of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. bitchiness 2010-11-26 02:49 am UTC (link)
	It's one of those blackhole subjects that makes the rest of the student body forget there is anything else of interest going on, yes. I haven't picked a dress yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. causticsoda 2010-11-26 03:05 am UTC (link)
	How irresponsible of you. How am I supposed to match my cufflinks to your shoes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. bitchiness 2010-11-26 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Of the three holiday colours, I would say I'd be most likely to appear in green despite the commentary I'm sure to receive from my brother. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. causticsoda 2010-11-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Obviously I'm required by law to find that acceptable, and I wasn't aware you paid any attention to a word your brother said. When did this start? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Piper/Kinsey. bitchiness 2010-11-26 03:32 am UTC (link)
	He's a little bitch. The purest of the saintly witches couldn't ignore him forever. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	lenott 2010-11-26 03:29 am UTC (link)
	I never knew people were quite so interested in chess matches. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	causticsoda 2010-11-26 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Nor did I. It's not that many people, but they're perniciously interested. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-28 07:46 am UTC (link)
	You're searching for me rather than watch angsty fourteen year olds discover sexual tension and mutual masturbation? Why, I'm stunned. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-28 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Their delicate, fumbling journeys are things of fucking beauty. I have to escape before I tear up in pride and ruin my reputation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-28 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	And what reputation would that be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-28 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	My stoic, manly reputation? It's all a front, of course. I just want to find a puppy I can cuddle. ...oh good grief, there's tickling now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-29 01:00 am UTC (link)
	I take it 'puppy' is a euphemism. And how does that make you feel? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-29 11:16 pm UTC (link)
	A euphemism for precisely what, you insinuating deviant? ("Cuddle" may be decidedly euphemistic, however.) Delighted with the world. Are you trying to be my therapist, or angling to achieve wholesale slaughter by proxy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-30 12:46 am UTC (link)
	My darling sister, of course, the one true object of your heart. In that case, I'll be hoping cuddle means exactly that. Would you fault me if I said both? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-30 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Have you been listening to our mothers again? In intention, no. In execution, you're going to require a little more finesse before you can play me like a harp. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-30 02:49 am UTC (link)
	I received a letter from one of them today, requesting my services as a spy, delivering information on you and the Viper. They wish to know how the courtship proceeds. There's no doubt in my mind that playing you like a harp is easier said than done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-30 03:27 am UTC (link)
	~~It seems to be~~ ~~There isn't~~ ~~Actually~~ Say I ravished her in a public place. This would ordinarily be where I make some sort of pun involving the phrase "highly strung", but I've had it with this evening. I'm going to assume there's liquor in our dormroom somewhere, and damn the ownership. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-30 03:34 am UTC (link)
	I may vomit on the parchment. Would that make the allegation more or less believable? In the bottom of my trunk, if you're so inclined. Or you can root through the other three's slop, be my guest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rhys causticsoda 2010-11-30 03:40 am UTC (link)
	My hero. I'm so grateful, I'll even share. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Kinsey. justfakeit 2010-11-30 04:22 am UTC (link)
	My life's complete. (Reply to this) (Parent)